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Black t-shirt printed LAUNDRY in tall spiky cream death metal lettering
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Death Metal Laundry

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Black t-shirt printed BACK SPASM in cream lettering above a skeleton meditating in a triangle with blue star dots and a blue lightning bolt on its spine
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Back Spasm Parody

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Black t-shirt printed NIGHT PISS in gothic cream lettering above a skeleton in a nightgown walking down a spiral staircase with a candle
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Night Piss Parody

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Black t-shirt printed LAMB OF NOD in spiky cream black-metal lettering above a skeleton lamb sleeping in a crescent moon
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Lamb of Nod Parody

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Black t-shirt printed ANTACIDS in pointed cream lettering above a glass of water with a fizzing skull tablet
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Antacids Parody

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Black t-shirt printed THE NUMBER ON THE SCALE in curved cream lettering above a horned demon with its face in its hands beside a bathroom scale reading 666
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The Number on the Scale Parody

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Black t-shirt printed OB/CD with a lightning bolt slash in cream block letters above four stocky bearded rockers with beer bellies posing in a pyramid
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OB/CD Parody

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Black t-shirt printed WEIGHTED BLANKET in cream block letters above a skeleton in bed under a heavy chain blanket
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Weighted Blanket

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Black t-shirt printed EPSOM SALT in wavy cream lettering above a skeleton relaxing in a steaming clawfoot bathtub next to a salt bag
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Epsom Salt Bath

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Black t-shirt printed DON'T TALK TO ME DURING THE SOLO in cream lettering under a long-haired bearded man holding up a hand
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Don’t Talk During The Solo

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Black t-shirt printed AS I LAY DOWN in ragged cream lettering above a long-haired skeleton lowering itself onto a couch while holding its back
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As I Lay Down

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Black t-shirt printed ARCH SUPPORT in pointed cream lettering above foot bones in a sneaker under a stone arch
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Arch Support Parody

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Black t-shirt printed CARDIO CORPSE in dripping cream lettering above a skeleton collapsed over a treadmill
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Cardio Corpse Parody

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Black t-shirt printed BED AWAITS TOUR 2026 in cream lettering around a skeleton in a striped nightcap on the edge of a bed holding a candle
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Bed Awaits Tour Parody

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Black t-shirt printed DEAFTONES in arched cream varsity lettering above a roaring orange tiger head with an EST. 1988 banner
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Deaftones Tiger Parody

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Black t-shirt printed FEELINGS? I SCREAM THOSE in cream lettering beside a screaming skull
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Feelings? I Scream Those

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Black t-shirt printed BABY ASPIRIN in bubble cream lettering next to a round pink cherry blossom pill
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Baby Aspirin Parody

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Black t-shirt printed PHASE in spiky cream lettering above a long-haired skull with 1993 - PRESENT underneath
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Heavy Metal Phase

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Black t-shirt printed EARS SAY ENOUGH HEART SAYS LOUDER in stacked cream lettering with a red earplug
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Heart Says Louder

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Black t-shirt printed BAD MOANS in pointed cream lettering above a skeleton slumped forward on a couch groaning
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Bad Moans Parody

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Black t-shirt printed IRON DEFICIENT in tan lettering above a skeleton on a stool tipping back a pill bottle
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Iron Deficient Parody

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Black t-shirt printed DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT in cream lettering above a corpse-painted metalhead in glasses answering a red phone at an office desk
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Dress For The Job You Want

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Black t-shirt printed MY PHARMACEUTICAL ROMANCE in cream lettering above a glass apothecary jar of pills with a skull label and a bow
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My Pharmaceutical Romance Parody

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Black t-shirt printed FRAGILE DO NOT MOSH in cream stencil letters with two up arrows around a cracked skull wine glass
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Fragile Do Not Mosh

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