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Black t-shirt printed TINNITUS in spiky metal lettering above a skull with sound waves ringing from its ears
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Tinnitus Skull

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Black t-shirt printed HEART SAYS PIT above and KNEES SAY SIT below a skeleton throwing devil horns from a folding chair
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Heart Pit, Knees Sit

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Black t-shirt printed SCIATICA in jagged thrash lettering above a skeleton spine and leg with a lightning-bolt nerve inside an arch
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Sciatica Metal

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Black t-shirt printed MY BACK HURTS below an armoured knight kneeling on his sword and clutching his back
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My Back Hurts

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Black t-shirt printed with an unreadable spiky death metal band logo above the line I CAN'T READ IT EITHER
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I Can’t Read It Either

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Black t-shirt printed I LIKE METAL AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE in spiky white metal lettering
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Metal and 3 People

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Black t-shirt printed FESTIVE in spiky death metal lettering under a deer skull wrapped in Christmas lights with a red nose
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Festive Death Metal Christmas

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Black t-shirt printed BACK SPASM in cream lettering above a skeleton meditating in a triangle with blue star dots and a blue lightning bolt on its spine
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Back Spasm Parody

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Black t-shirt printed ANTACIDS in pointed cream lettering above a glass of water with a fizzing skull tablet
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Antacids Parody

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Black t-shirt printed NIGHT PISS in gothic cream lettering above a skeleton in a nightgown walking down a spiral staircase with a candle
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Night Piss Parody

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Black t-shirt printed THE NUMBER ON THE SCALE in curved cream lettering above a horned demon with its face in its hands beside a bathroom scale reading 666
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The Number on the Scale Parody

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Black t-shirt printed OB/CD with a lightning bolt slash in cream block letters above four stocky bearded rockers with beer bellies posing in a pyramid
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OB/CD Parody

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Black t-shirt printed WEIGHTED BLANKET in cream block letters above a skeleton in bed under a heavy chain blanket
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Weighted Blanket

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Black t-shirt printed EPSOM SALT in wavy cream lettering above a skeleton relaxing in a steaming clawfoot bathtub next to a salt bag
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Epsom Salt Bath

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Black t-shirt printed DON'T TALK TO ME DURING THE SOLO in cream lettering under a long-haired bearded man holding up a hand
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Don’t Talk During The Solo

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Black t-shirt printed FESTIVE in spiky death metal lettering under a deer skull wrapped in Christmas lights with a red nose
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Festive Death Metal Christmas

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Black t-shirt printed JOY TO THE VOID in spiky metal lettering around a pine wreath with a bauble
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Joy to the Void Christmas

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Black t-shirt printed TOO METAL FOR THE NICE LIST under a spiked studded Christmas bauble hanging from a pine branch
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Too Metal For The Nice List Christmas

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Black t-shirt printed UGLY CHRISTMAS SHIRT. UGLIER RIFFS. in knit-stitch lettering between rows of skulls and green Flying V guitars
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Ugly Christmas

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