Black t-shirt printed THE NUMBER ON THE SCALE in curved cream lettering above a horned demon with its face in its hands beside a bathroom scale reading 666
THE NUMBER ON THE SCALE demon and scale t-shirt shown on a ghost mannequin, black, front view
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Black t-shirt printed THE NUMBER ON THE SCALE in curved cream lettering above a horned demon with its face in its hands beside a bathroom scale reading 666
THE NUMBER ON THE SCALE demon and scale t-shirt shown on a ghost mannequin, black, front view

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The Number on the Scale Parody T-Shirt

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Product Details
Lightweight Softstyle Cotton
Built to Last Print
Tear-Away Label
Side-Seamless Fit
Original Artwork
Made to Order

Printed on a Gildan Softstyle® 64000 tee. 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), tear-away label, no side seams.

Unisex sizing, S to 3XL. The 64000 is cut close through the body — if you are between sizes, size up. Full measurements are in the size guide beside the size selector.

Printed and shipped in the USA. Free US shipping on 2 tees or more.

Shipping & Returns

Order changes

Every tee is printed to order, so production starts shortly after checkout. You have a 12-hour window to change size, color or address. After that the order is already moving and we cannot alter it.

Check the measurement notes before ordering - the Gildan 64000 is a slim, side-seamless fit. If you are between sizes, size up.

Shipping

Printed and shipped from the United States. Production takes 1-2 business days, then 2-5 business days in transit - about 3-7 business days in total. Free U.S. shipping on orders of 2 or more tees.

Returns

If your tee arrives wrong, damaged or defective it is eligible for a full refund or replacement - just tell us within 30 days. Because each shirt is made to order we cannot take returns on a change of mind, but if something is not right, email hello@moshtee.com and we will sort it.

Measurements

SizeLength (in)Chest (in)Length (cm)Chest (cm)
S28187146
M29207451
L30227656
XL31247961
2XL32268166
3XL33288471

Laid flat, blank manufacturer figures, +/- half an inch. If you are between sizes, size up.

Care

Treat it like a jacket you actually care about:

- Wash inside out, cold.
- Gentle detergent. No bleach, no fabric softener on the print.
- Do not tumble dry hot. Air dry if you can.
- Iron inside out, low heat. Never iron directly on the print.

Do that and the print outlives the band.

Description

Even the lord of the underworld dreads stepping on the bathroom scale after a heavy bulk. Embrace the relatable struggle of fitness and weight cuts with a wickedly humorous graphic design.

  • Vibe: Sarcastic gym humor and dark comedy.
  • Aesthetic: Vintage occult illustration meets retro streetwear.
  • Perfect For: Powerlifters, bodybuilders, gym rats, and fans of dark humor.

Conquer Your Weigh-In with this Funny Gym Demon T-Shirt

We have all had that moment of sheer dread before looking down at the numbers, but nothing compares to seeing a dreaded 666 staring right back at you. This graphic features a distressed demon facepalming next to a bathroom scale, capturing the hilarious, universal truth that weighing in during a bulk or cut is an absolute nightmare – even for creatures of the underworld.

Crafted for bold everyday wear, this piece blends classic gothic illustration with irreverent athletic humor. Whether you are hitting a new personal record on leg day, lounging post-workout, or making a sarcastic statement during casual hangouts, this tee delivers effortless style and guaranteed laughs from fellow gym enthusiasts.

The Ultimate Gift for Gym Rats and Fitness Fanatics

Searching for a memorable gift for your lifting partner, personal trainer, or friend who lives in the weight room? This humorous apparel adds personality and edge to any workout wardrobe. It is an ideal conversation starter for casual meetups, barbell sessions, or everyday streetwear rotations.

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Meet the two of us

Pavel and Gabriele at the System of a Down show in Warsaw, July 2026, crowd of tens of thousands behind them

System Of A Down, Warsaw, 19 July 2026.

This July we drove to Warsaw for System Of A Down. Tens of thousands of people, all of them moshing, and nearly every one of them in a black shirt with a band on the front. Everyone in that stadium already owns the band shirt. Nobody is selling them the rest of it — the Monday morning, the office, the back that no longer forgives the pit. We do not make band merch. We bring metal into daily life.

Every design concept is mine, and every one of them is original. Gabrielė is the one who tells me when a joke does not land. We are in Lithuania; a print partner in the United States prints and ships, so your shirt is printed in the US and posted in the US. And hello@moshtee.com comes to me — I am the one who answers it.

— Pavel & Gabrielė, MoshTee

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