Halloween drop — order by Oct 20 to get it by the 31stBuy 2 → FREE U.S. shippingBuy 3 → FREE 4th tee, not sold in storeBuy 4 → Custom mystery teePrinted and shipped from the USMetal tees for people who grew up, not out of itMade to order — ships in 3-7 daysHalloween drop — order by Oct 20 to get it by the 31stBuy 2 → FREE U.S. shippingBuy 3 → FREE 4th tee, not sold in storeBuy 4 → Custom mystery teePrinted and shipped from the USMetal tees for people who grew up, not out of itMade to order — ships in 3-7 days

Sarcastic T-Shirt

Sarcastic T-Shirt

Free U.S. shipping on 2+Printed in the USA30-day print guarantee

Black t-shirt printed WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO DISAPPEAR around a smiling sun in sunglasses, DISAPPEAR in red metal lettering

Day To Disappear

~~$49.99~~ $31.99

Black t-shirt printed OMG YOU GUYS THAT'S NOT MUSIC around a horned devil covering his face with his hand

Devil Music Critic

~~$49.99~~ $31.99

Black t-shirt printed SUNSHINE IS OVERRATED below two hands pulling a pair of curtains shut

Sunshine Is Overrated

~~$49.99~~ $31.99

Black t-shirt printed PIT HAPPENS above a peach splitting open and dropping its stone

Pit Happens

~~$49.99~~ $31.99

Black t-shirt printed with a loyalty card reading MOSH PIT REGULAR, every slot punched out

Mosh Pit Regular

~~$49.99~~ $31.99

Black t-shirt printed MY OTHER SHIRT IS ALSO ALSO BLACK in white metal lettering

Other Shirt Also Black

~~$49.99~~ $31.99