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Black t-shirt printed ACHED SEVENFOLD in arched cream lettering around a skeleton sitting on a stool with orange heat patches on its sore back
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Ached Sevenfold Parody

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Black t-shirt printed UGLY CHRISTMAS SHIRT. UGLIER RIFFS. in knit-stitch lettering between rows of skulls and green Flying V guitars
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Ugly Christmas

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Black t-shirt printed SURVIVED THE CHRISTMAS PLAYLIST around studded hands rewinding a cassette tape with a pencil
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I Survived The Christmas Playlist

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Black t-shirt printed MISTLEDOOM in spiky metal lettering above a skeleton hand holding a sprig of mistletoe
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Mistledoom Christmas

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Black t-shirt printed THIS ISN'T MY CROWD above a long-haired metalhead crowd-surfing on five gingerbread men
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This Isn’t My Crowd Christmas

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Black t-shirt printed JOLLY IS OPTIONAL in bold lettering with a red Santa hat on the word IS
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Jolly Is Optional Christmas

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Black t-shirt printed CAROL INTOLERANCE in spiky cream metal lettering with a small hanging bauble
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Carol Intolerance

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Black t-shirt printed SILENT NIGHT? NEVER HEARD OF IT around a red Christmas bauble drawn as a loudspeaker
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Silent Night Christmas

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Black t-shirt printed MERRY DECAY in spiky metal lettering around a dead bare Christmas tree with a few baubles
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Merry Decay Christmas

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Black t-shirt printed ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FRONT ROW above a concert ticket tied with a red bow
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All I Want Is Front Row Christmas

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Black t-shirt printed WRONG KIND OF METAL in cream metal lettering around two jingle bells with a pine sprig
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Wrong Kind of Metal Christmas

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Black t-shirt printed TINSEL TERROR in spiky metal lettering around a snarling cat tangled in a green tinsel garland
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Tinsel Terror Christmas

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Black t-shirt printed WHAT HAPPENS IN THE PIT STAYS IN MY LOWER BACK in bold condensed lettering
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What Happens in the Pit

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Black t-shirt printed BAD KNEES WORLD TOUR in gothic blackletter
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Bad Knees World Tour

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Black t-shirt printed I SURVIVED THE PIT MY KNEES DID NOT in slanted bold lettering with DID NOT in red
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I Survived the Pit

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Black t-shirt printed MOSH PIT CHIROPRACTIC POST-PIT REALIGNMENT around a spine framed in an arch
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Mosh Pit Chiropractic

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Black t-shirt printed BAD KNEES ATHLETIC DEPT. PIT DIVISION in varsity lettering around a bent skeleton leg
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Bad Knees Athletic Dept

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Black t-shirt printed FOAM EARPLUG CO. EST. 2009 PROTECTING WHAT'S LEFT around a pair of foam earplugs
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Foam Earplug Co.

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Black t-shirt printed THE DAY AFTER THE PIT in slanted lettering above a caved-in orange jack-o'-lantern
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The Day After The Pit

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Black t-shirt printed TIRED HEADBANGERS UNION LOCAL 666 around a fist in a studded wristband gripping a wrench
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Tired Headbangers Union

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Black t-shirt printed IBUPROFEN PHARMACY POST-SHOW RECOVERY in varsity lettering around a mortar and pestle with crossed capsules
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Ibuprofen Pharmacy

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Black t-shirt printed ASLEEP BEFORE THE HEADLINER EST. 1991 in a vintage oval badge around mountains, a crescent moon and an empty outdoor stage
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Asleep Before The Headliner

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Black t-shirt printed MEAL PREP in a spiky white death metal logo font
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Meal Prep Metal Tee

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Black t-shirt printed EARPLUGS in a spiky white death metal logo font
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Earplugs Metal Tee

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